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Chelby-Ann

Happy St. Patty's Day

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Paddy was dying and his close friends and family were visiting on what would probably be his last day. As Mike came in Paddy called him over and had Mike lean over so he could hear him better.

 

"Michael, being my best friend would you go over to the dresser and get a 20 pound note out of my wallet and bring it here?" Mike got the money and returned to Paddy’s bedside. "All right, I want you to take that and buy a fine bottle of Jamesons and after the services pour it slowly over my grave" said Paddy.

 

Mike thought for a moment and then said, “Paddy, sure and it’ll be a sad when we put you in the ground but I’ll honor your last request and sanctify your resting place but do you mind if I pass it through me kidneys one time first?â€

 

The Irish travelers blessing: May the wind at your back always be your own.

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