Midlife

That was an April Fool's joke.

Did Mr. Crane pee in his pants when he saw it, or did you force him to use your Standard urinal?

That PRNDL lead was supplied on all underdash harnesses, whether used or not. That saved Ford from having to manufacture different harnesses for slightly different applications. There are a number of unused connectors/plugs on nearly every year underdash harness. Not unusual at all.

That's the PRNDL lamp wire. Trust me on this!

I'd ensure I have a fire extinguisher handy before starting the engine. Too many backfires/carbs leaking during start-ups in the past (You-Tube videos)...

I did my car when it was on a lift. I used a rag dipped in a pan of gasoline and a whole lot of elbow grease. Kerosene also works, but gas is easier to obtain and a bit cheaper as well. You have to do this in a well ventilated area. The gas loosens up the undercoating/sound deadener like crazy, and I used a fairly small screwdriver to get into tight corners once the material was softened up. The gas evaporates relatively quickly, leaving the original paint (and rust!) unharmed. I wanted to preserve whatever was there before taking a paint stripper or stripping wheel to the damaged areas.

Ahhh...terminology. I was thinking of the actual rotor (the thingy that goes into the top of the distributor) having only one way to go in.

Say what about 2 possible positions of the distributor rotor????

Paint it black, you devil...Paint It Black!

I'll offer $1000 and 12 rolls of TP...

Playboy is still being published...

I don't have any pictures of one installed. Do you believe everything you read on the Internet, especially E-Bay?

Could it be the dome light? I have a couple in stock; that's what I always thought they were. Hood lamps usually involve mercury switches.

Are you still in Florida and partying on the beach?

$0.59 per can of Preferida Refried Beans. Best one is with chipolte spices. Can't beat the price!